Ar! Parrot and I have been adrift at sea in this leaky row boat for nearly three weeks! Blimey, there isn’t any land as far me eye can see. I’ve been passin’ the time singin’ with dolphins, pullin’ the knot out of me beard, and fishin’ for mackerel.
Judgin’ by the map, we drifted into a mysterious part of the sea. Legend has it that Sea-fairies rule this part of the ocean. Why, just last night Parrot and I saw something twinklin’ beneath the waves.
Could it be Sea-fairies? Who knows. One thing’s for certain….I wish I had a ship. Why, I’d do anything for a ship!
Got me a bellyache! Ate fifty salt-eyed crabs and had to hang me head off the side of the ship!